🤯 INCRÍVEL: Tell Me Your Most Unhinged Teacher Hack: 35 Tried And Tested Answers 😲
It takes a special type of human to become a teacher. To choose that line of work and then to follow through and actually survive every day is bravery at its best. Your class is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get. It might be a mix of sweet, salty, sour, soft and hard, but many teachers will admit that despite the struggles, their work brings them great joy. They’re shaping and molding the next generation. And they deserve all the thanks in the world.
Someone recently asked teachers to share their most unhinged hacks: the ones that could make a first year teacher’s jaw drop, or have veteran educators slow-clapping in amazement. Hundreds of comments came pouring in. Some were really sweet, while others were plain savage. Bored Panda has put together a list of the best in a nod to all the teachers out there doing the most to survive and make sure our children thrive.
I drew a heart on the white board and if I (or another student) caught a student doing something kind, they wrote their name in the heart. At the end of the week, those kids with three or more names in the heart got to have lunch with me on Monday and share about their weekend. It changed my whole classroom dynamic and the toughest kids bought into it most. I had to keep making bigger and bigger hearts to hold all the names
Many teachers put their heart and soul into their work. They show up day after day for their students, and some go above and beyond in, and out of, the classroom. They are essential in shaping the future by bringing out the best in our future leaders. Yet, statistics paint a bleak picture of the state of education and the conditions that teachers are being forced to operate under.
According to the The Global Status of Teachers 2024 (GST) report, teacher shortages constitute a crisis with profound implications for education. A separate UNESCO report reveals that there’s an urgent need for 44 million primary and secondary teachers worldwide by 2030. Sub-Saharan Africa is especially affected, warns UNESCO, adding that the region needs an estimated 15 million new teachers by 2030.
I apologize when I’ve messed up, lost patience, raised my voice. I let my students know I’m a person, I’m fallible, and I show them what being accountable looks like.
I always took kids out in the hallway for a private check-in when things went sideways. Half the time, the answer to “What’s going on for you today?” was a heartbreaking summary of the c**p they had been dealing with outside my classroom.
North America and Europe are also battling, warns UNESCO. “Despite well-resourced education systems, these regions struggle to recruit and retain qualified educators, posing significant challenges to educational quality and equity.”
The U.N. educational body revealed that many teachers are leaving the profession within the first five years. “Attrition rates among primary teachers almost doubled from 4.62 per cent globally in 2015 to 9.06 in 2022,” notes the UNESCO report. Being overworked, underpaid, having poor working conditions, and a lack of professional support are among the reasons they’re quitting.
I am a Principal’s Secretary, I coach, and I drive a bus. I am blessed with great students. But in the past [since I’m an hourly paid employee] on a rowdy buses I’ve subbed to help out …I’d pull over, park, put my feet on dash and start reading a book.
When they ask… I say, “Y’all the ones that want to get home, I get paid by the hour. So … I’m good to sit here and get paid to read until I can drive Y’all safely.”…. instant calm cause they want to be home
I start singing obnoxiously loud when my students won’t stop talking. Works every time. I can’t sing, so they don’t wanna hear it
When a kid is on 10 and starting to realize they are on the wrong path, I keep it real. “You could easily get in trouble right now, and you’d deserve it. But I’m more interested in what you do next. Your next move needs to be your best move. So, what’re you going to do to get back on the best path?” I got in trouble all throughout school and I wish somebody would’ve helped me decide my next move, instead of threatening me with trouble because that did not work.
Education International (EI) spoke to 204 teacher unions across 121 countries to get a clearer picture of the current state of teaching conditions, and find out more about the crisis. “According to unions, the most significant factor contributing to these shortages is inadequate pay and compensation,” notes the EI report.
“Additional drivers include limited career progression, ineffective management practices, excessive workloads, and low professional status—challenges rooted in the broader issue of the teaching profession’s low status in many countries,” the report adds.
“Can every one in the room who has a HS diploma raised their hand? Bachelor’s degree? Master’s degree?” Oh look it’s only me! Then why don’t you sit down and maybe learn something! Mmm ok.”
Occasionally I choose a “Class Representative” for the day. Students don’t know who it is, but I tell them I’m watching this student all day for following directions, trying their best, and respecting their classmates. At the end of the day, they can earn a prize for the whole class. Everyone wants to be the person caught doing those things and I can usually get a normally rowdy student to calm down.
Call the parent and give them great news about their kid! FIND SOMETHING good to say! Praise them for raising a well behaved scholar! A positive phone call home even when they don’t deserve it has been my go to hack!
If I need to call again for a correction I now have the parent’s buy in.
EI says that although teachers are widely acknowledged for their essential contributions to society, unions report that they are often undervalued compared to other professions and perceived as an unattractive career choice for younger generations.
“According to unions, challenging working conditions—including excessive workloads, large class sizes, insufficient respect, and mental health challenges—exacerbate this issue,” reads the EI report. “These systemic problems are frequently overlooked by governments, further compounding teachers’ negative experiences and contributing to the global teacher shortage.”
There was a substitute teacher (former Marine). Due to an injury, he had to wear a plastic corset around his torso. He was sent to a class that had the reputation of being uncontrollable. He went there for the first time, wearing his suit. The class really was noisy and annoying…the teacher sat down and didn’t say a word. A breeze from the windows made his tie fly around a bit. He then picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest to fix it…The class was sweet as sugar from that moment on
“That sounds like a you problem.” – by this time in the year, my middle schoolers have heard this so much that they start saying it to each other when they make an excuse… I had one kid even come to me and say “I have a me problem, but I don’t know how to solve it.”
I just shadowed a teacher who on the first day of school started a hand raising system so she doesn’t have to ask everytime what they want.
Raise 1 finger for help w material or assignment, 2 for bathroom, 3 for I feel sick. She just points at the kid and nods yes or no, never skips a word on her lesson plan.
The crisis is not to be taken lightly, warns UNESCO. It’s leading to larger class sizes, overburdened educators, educational disparities, and is putting financial strain on educational systems worldwide.
In the United States alone, there were over 55,000 teacher shortages entering the 2024-2025 school year, while around 300,000 other teaching positions were being staffed by non-credentialed personnel. That’s according to K12 Digest.
When teenage boys start rough-housing, I tell them that it’s okay to wanna touch each other so much but they need to do it on their own time. Then they’re too busy insisting they do NOT want to touch other dudes –and also trying not to offend me, their queer English teacher– to continue disturbing my class 🙂
One day one of my students cussed at me. I did not say a word to him. I called his mother and put her on speaker phone and said “what did you say to me?” I don’t even think I said hello. He was silent!! We were good from that day.
My first year teaching keyboarding the kids popped off the keys on one keyboard and rearranged them to say “u mad bro”. I took all of the keyboards out, printed out keyboards on paper and made them type on paper for a few days. It was miserable but they never damaged my computers again
“The global teacher shortage demands urgency,” warns UNESCO, adding that more attention needs to be given to recruitment, teacher motivation, well-being, retention, training, working conditions, and social status.
“Creating attractive career pathways with equitable access to professional development, autonomy, and purpose is crucial in sustaining teachers’ motivation,” reads the UNESCO report. “Recognizing the multi-faceted nature of this issue and proposing comprehensive strategies is crucial to finding lasting solutions.”
When I taught highschool, fine art (painting, drawing, pottery etc) and had students be disrespectful, not following directions, I would let them know they have shown me they want to be my assistant for the day. They dont want to learn thats fine, they will learn a trade/skill and get to work. I made them do every odd job, sweep, dust, reorganize closets. Worked like a charm everytime and some semesters I had the cleanest rooms in the school
I looked a female student who was “acting out,” right in the eye and said to her, “I see you and all you need is love and attention.” Her entire bad girl demeanor melted and I was able to build with her from that moment.
My number one hack to help students course-correct with dignity:
If a student of any age swears in front of me or makes a joke that is more edgy or unkind than they had intended, unless they are being deliberately cruel, my usual response is, “If you could go back ten seconds in time and do/say that differently, would you?” The response is always a yes.
Education International, meanwhile, is calling on policymakers to prioritize investments in teachers’ working conditions and elevate their status to ensure equitable and high-quality education for all. “By addressing these challenges collectively, the teaching profession can be transformed into a sustainable and respected cornerstone of society,” says EI.
I only had issues with specific students, and a few of them I was in a texting level relationship with the moms, so when they’d get out of hand, I’d silently walk over to my phone, draft a message in moms message thread, and silently walk over and show the student the text before hitting send. I never once had to send any of those drafted texts
I had the *student* call the parent on my room phone and report the behavior/issue so I didn’t have to.
Only had to do that once; word spread quickly.
Me: We need to make a phone call home.
S: So what? Nothing will happen.
Me: Not your home. I’m calling my home so you can explain to my husband why you think your disrespect toward me is acceptable.
Call and responses to get their attention.
EX- me: It’s peanut butter… Them: Jelly Time!
Me: And a HUSH fell over the crowd…Them: Huuusshhh!!
Me: AVENGERS… Them : ASSEMBLE!!
Our PreK-1 building is right behind ours, so when my 4th or 5th graders are struggling with basic classroom rules, like raising hands, lining up, etc. I threaten to walk them over to the other building so those younger kids can show them how it’s done.
Years ago, when I taught middle school, I was a speech and theatre teacher. My classes were very active and participatory, obviously. Transitions could be difficult. One day, I had been working on the set for our upcoming play during my prep and I had a roll of duct tape on my arm when I went back to my room. I had forgotten it was there. My students arrived and were struggling to get settled. After asking them to quiet down so we could get started two times, I stood at the front of the room, leaning on my desk and put on my “teacher look.” It works kind of like the wave—a couple of students notice and get quiet, then a few more notice, and so on. When they were all quiet, I realized that the roll of duct tape was still on my arm. Before I started talking, I took it off and placed it on the corner of my desk. I never said a word about it, just left it there. For the rest of the semester.
Of course, they all knew it wasn’t a threat and that I would never threaten much less actually use the duct tape, but they seemed to take it as a visual reminder to be quiet.
If a student swears in my (elementary) classroom, they get to call home and repeat the word EXACTLY as they said it. If they can say it in class they can repeat it to a parent.
I also ask them which parent they’d prefer I call for good news and which for bad news.
When I taught elementary and the kids were too loud, I would just start whispering. There’s always one kid who asks “Miss why are you whispering?” And I would respond “why are you all yelling?”. 99.9% of the time it would quiet down.
If the class is unresponsive when you ask a question: “I know you don’t know the answer. But if you DID know, what would it be?” Hands shoot up.
My daughter’s former school does the “POW and wow” circle with her students. The kids get an opportunity to tell the class something good or bad that they want to share, and the kids get to either celebrate or offer support to their classmates.
When a student talks over me: “Everyone quiet down please X obviously has something very important to say and we don’t want to be rude and interrupt.”
Or
“You clearly seem to be an expert on this so please go ahead and teach this lesson for me cuz I could definitely use a break.”
A colleague once had a poster in her high school classroom that said, “I match energy.” When needed, she’d stop class, point to the poster, and say, “Meet me halfway.”
“Everybody stand up at your desk
Now cover your eyes with your left hand
Now point your other hand north!”
“Now put both your arms down at your side
Only two of you were correct
That means you don’t know what you thought you knew, and that’s why you’re here
Let’s get started.”
If you need to borrow a pencil, you have to give me something as collateral. A shoe will do. You get your shoe back when my pencil is returned to the spare pencil box. Don’t like that option?! Bring your own pencil.
“Let’s take that attitude of yours and bring it down to where your grades probably are so that at least one thing matches today.”
A student complained about doing work and said his mom thought it was ridiculous. I told him he could put it in the pile I file my other complaints. He asked where it was, I placed a trash can by his desk and kept walking.
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